Fake Fake Interviews
Ahh, a fake interview - nothing beats the excitement of attending a professional conference and sitting down to witness a completely organic and certainly not pre-rehearsed conversation between two or more brilliant minds of the industry, each uncomfortably sitting on a bar stool on a stage, holding a microphone, and facing a crowd of 34 silent witnesses seated at the tables before them, 12 of whom are completely distracted, stressed out of their minds responding to the piling mass of emails from back home, another 14 of whom are locked in, intently focused on the compelling message of nothingness, and the final 8 of whom are smiling, staring at the slideshow, thinking about how hungry they are and wondering if the boxed lunch will be any good today.
I came to the conclusion that there simply haven't been enough of these fake interviews in the world, so I made this page dedicated to creating more transcripts of fake interviews. Although, to be clear: these interviews are fake. Fake fake interviews: Interviews about things that never happened, with people who never existed, at a conference that never took place.
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